"Is your older brother hot"

Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

(Source: emerant, via cringing)

"I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you."

Her (2013)

(Source: larmoyante, via 0h---w0w)

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

(via cringing)

mareeps:

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

(Source: neptunain, via cringing)

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

(via lohanthony)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via crystallized-teardrops)

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy, via cringing)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via cringing)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via cringing)

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

(via cringing)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via cringing)

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via cringing)