xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via phobias)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

(via orgasm)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via iamdepressedbutstillwelldressed)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via encourage)