skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(Source: voluminati, via succeeding)

amateurcracksman:

When you get to the bottom of a really shitty post and you have to scroll back up like “who the Heck put this on my dash”

(via encourage)

jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

hellanerd:

at school like

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(via titan-strider-kaya)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagroar, via succeeding)

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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(via cringing)

jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via titan-strider-kaya)